posted ago by _kfn ago by _kfn +8 / -1

Look into your crystal balls. Let's take some guesses at what will happen between now and inauguration day. Have some fun with it, American politics are always dramatic and unpredictable.

Here is fantasy story:

Democrats pulled out all the stops in this election. This is not the first election they've cheated in, but this is by far the highest stakes election in living memory, and they've gone above and beyond, going in from many angles to make sure even if some fraud is discovered and undone, there is yet more that may not be.

SCOTUS throws out at least one or two states elections. GOP lawyers manage to prove incorrigible ballot fraud and SCOTUS remands the decision of electors to the state legislatures as prescribed by the US constitution.

Turns out it was Michigan, whose republican legislature extends a long middle finger to the dems and sends the complete GOP slate of electors.

Arizona manages to squeak past with Trump winning by 700 votes.

Georgia's recount ends with Trump winning by 2000 votes as the overseas military ballots are finally counted.

With no faithless electors, we end up with a 269/269 split in the electoral college - https://i.maga.host/tvjVnHp.png

On January 5, Georgia's senate runoff elections result in an even 50/50 split in the senate.

After the votes are counted on January 6, it's now the House's job to elect the president.

Because this is an extremely rare circumstance, the MSM and Twitter mess it up and declare Biden the winner. The House has a Democrat majority and they mistakenly report as if each representative will cast a ballot for president.

This goes on for about 6 hours until corrections start rolling in - the house announces that state delegations will vote tomorrow on the result. Republicans control 26 state delegations, democrats control 23.

Overnight, in Florida, Ron DeSantis is kidnapped by Antifa and held for ransom over the election result.

On January 7, the state delegations meet and reelect Donald Trump president of the United States. The senate, however, elects Kamala Harris as vice president.

Furious representatives call a vote and elect Hakeem Jeffries as speaker and Nancy Pelosi retires in disgrace, at age 80.

On January 19, a massive crowd of rioters convenes on the national mall in Washington DC. Rioters use a stolen bulldozer, sledgehammers and fireworks to attack the Washington Monument and Lincoln Memorial, seriously damaging them.

On January 20, at 12pm, Donald Trump is sworn in at Mar-a-Largo, from where he will be conducting most presidential business for the foreseeable future, as DC is deemed unsafe.

In the final cutscene, a grinning Donald Trump takes a swing at a golf course in Palm Beach. "Your turn" he says, as the camera pans to a golf cart where Ron DeSantis is seated. Ron picks up a pair of crutches and hobbles over to the tee, his head wrapped with gauze.