Finishing off with Douglas Macgreggor, the People's Colonel. He thinks Russia didn't quite get done everything they expected to get done by now.

Clint Ehrlich here to advise against attempting a cyberattack against Russia and other things

War profiteer Erik Prince here to explain how the west did it wrong re: Ukraine and Russia. "We should have went the Lend-Lease route" OK...

Australian indie photographer Bryce Wilson here to describe cruise missiles in the air and other things in Ukraine...

Attack helicopters...

I didn't know we sent gen miley already...

Sterotypically named Kyiv resident Schlomo Rosilo here to give his eyewitness statement of the Ukraine-Russia conflict (the word perfectly fits now)

Ukraine bans working age men from leaving the country

If true, why would Ukraine do that? Draft them all as soldiers, perhaps?

This conflict has pushed Russia closer to China

Who couldn't have predicted that?

Putin has the power to turn off the lights

Yikes! And Europe let it happen in the name of greening up their energy sector!

Kleenex Kinzinger has no clue like usual

But then what?

TFW they cried wolf so many times re: Russia invasion of Ukraine proper that you almost don't believe it when it actually happens