Yes, yes, this Tucking is so satisfying!

If Big Government is good for protecting minors from certain intoxicating substances, why can't Big Government protect minors from highly questionable (to say the least!) medical procedures?

So you're only against new medical experiments on minors, but support continuing the existing experiments, Gov. Cuck. Got it. No way that could be loopholed to death... Uh huh...