Kari Lake here yet again. Time to drop my latest riff!🎵🎶💃🕺

Pretty Fly for a Half-White (to the tune of the Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy")

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Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the catboys say, I'm pretty fly for a half-white

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

We need a strong leader to show us all the way

Our subject isn't it, but he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue and he may not have style

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate him gay or straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you know you can get shown up by Kari Lake

The world needs wannabes, so

Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the catboys say, I'm pretty fly for a half-white

He needs some cool music, nothing but the best

Got nothing from the east, so he brought some Kanye West

He calls himself Latino, he sees homies as he pass

But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass

So don't debate him gay or straight

You know you never should've give him any weight

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you know you can always lose to Kari Lake

The world needs wannabes, so

Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!

Now he's putting on a conference, he needs a cool speaker

Here's a handsome dude, pronouns she/her

Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip

But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

So don't debate him gay or straight

You know you never should've give him any weight

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you know you can always lose to Kari Lake

The world needs wannabes, oh

The world loves wannabes, oh

Let's get some more wannabes, oh

Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!