You ever notice how many people spend their time complaining about public figures on the right caring more about suffering people halfway around the world than citizens in their own country rather than signal boosting people and groups trying to help citizens in their own country?
Anyway, starting off with a brief profile of the pup play fetishist nuke waste overseer who's been suspended for theft...
The creepy Balenciaga ad is just a Qanon conspiracy? Uh..
Finishing off with more fentanyl victims who thought they were getting something else...
Health officials? You need to trust them
Bass drum rumbles
From "full protection for a year" to "need a booster every six months" to "need a booster every other month". My, how the CHICOM-19 vaccines have fallen. Vince Coglianese here to discuss.
Federal air marshals are going to protect the border instead of airplanes to shore up staffing shortages. Sonya Labosco here to warn that this might pave the way for 9/11 2.0...
Maison Deschamps, Pro-Life Spiderman, more of a man than most of us will ever be, was arrested for his skyscraping activism. Now he's out of jail and ready to talk!
Turns out "climbing chalk" is a thing...
Theo Fleury here to comment on the NHL leadership going all in on identity politics...
NBC reporter disappeared for reporting inconvenient facts about the sussy assault on Mr. Pelosi. You know, like they do with people in authoritarian regimes! Oh, he was just suspended from his job. His name: Miguel Almaguer.
FTX started off as a business without a bank account?
You usually need to be a micro-scale sole proprietorship or a dealer in illegal goods to be in that boat. Even people with super unpopular political opinions get to have bank accounts before they lose them.
Pedro Gonzalez here to give his speech about the ongoiny U.S. involvement in the Ukraine-Russia conflict and Republican leadership punting on domestic issues...
Putin might invade Atlanta? Just stay away from the landmarks and be very strategic about how you attack Coca-Cola HQ, please.🍿
And legacy media outlets...
Starting off with the incestuous relationship among Sam Bankman-Fried, Janet Yellen, and Voldomyr Zelensky...
Ron DeSantis (finally!) here to combat Big Tech monopoly power. He already started with his state's online free speech law...
Spontaneous combistion of rental vehicles for the Secret Service? Same rental company, five different models. Why wouldn't the Secret Service want to know? Maybe Hertz will tell them...
Pro CHICOM-19 vaxxer Dr. Assem Malhotra turned on the CHICOM-19 vaccines after his dad died after receiving the vaccines. Not even a trashy lifestyle of junk food and cigarettes is so risky! Dr. Malhotra's solution: take drug testing and data collection out of the hands of drug manufacturers.
Tulsi Gabbard here to stand up for actual women.
Old definition of "woman": Adult human with female anatomy; adult human with no Y sex chromosomes or SRY activity
Old definition of "man": Adult human with male anatomy; adult human with Y sex chromosomes or SRY activity
Modernist definition of "woman": Adult human who conforms to feminine stereotypes; adult human who pronounces oneself to be a woman
Modernist definition of "man": Adult human who conforms to masculine stereotypes; adult human who pronounces oneself to be a man
Winston Marshall here on the other side of reading all over the political spectrum with a retrospective of the character assassination for admitting in public to reading Andy Ngo's work...
Commiefornia Games: Now featuring legally convicted sickos free to play again within a year!
David Sachs, formerly of Paypal, here to protest Big Tech and Big Government collusion...
And giving Chinese spyware pride of place in the App Store...
And covering for China's CHICOM-19 narrative by placing certain conditions on what terms can be queried on apps that want on its App Store...
World Peace through World Trade
It's a worthy strategy to attempt to stave off violence, to be fair...
And the rest of the rogues' gallery serving over and under Resident Biden...