Finishing off with yet another instance of Resident Biden being Resident Biden and the court-ordered release of the jailed True the Vote leaders...

Recipe for my Election Night Truffles (cheapest of their kind even under Bidenflation)

1 8 ounce package of cream cheese

1 sleeve of saltine crackers (4 ounces/40 squares)

1/4 cup of sugar (or to taste)

1/2 cup of melting chocolate

Prep steps:

1. Grind into a powder the saltine crackers and sugar (if used).

2. Add cream cheese to the cracker-sugar powder.

3. Form the mixture into balls.

4. Melt the chocolate.

5. Coat the balls with the chocolate.

6. Allow the coated balls to cool and harden.

7. Enjoy!

Anonymous whistleblower here to discuss Harry Reid's and Joe Biden's dirty dealings with a gambling company. Josh Boswell, the interviewer, here to discuss...

Don Bolduc here to make his case for a New Hampshire Senate seat...

Kari Lake here yet again. Time to drop my latest riff!🎵🎶💃🕺

Pretty Fly for a Half-White (to the tune of the Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy")

Gunter glieben glauten globen

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the catboys say, I'm pretty fly for a half-white

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

We need a strong leader to show us all the way

Our subject isn't it, but he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue and he may not have style

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate him gay or straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you know you can get shown up by Kari Lake

The world needs wannabes, so

Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the catboys say, I'm pretty fly for a half-white

He needs some cool music, nothing but the best

Got nothing from the east, so he brought some Kanye West

He calls himself Latino, he sees homies as he pass

But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass

So don't debate him gay or straight

You know you never should've give him any weight

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you know you can always lose to Kari Lake

The world needs wannabes, so

Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!

Now he's putting on a conference, he needs a cool speaker

Here's a handsome dude, pronouns she/her

Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip

But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

So don't debate him gay or straight

You know you never should've give him any weight

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you know you can always lose to Kari Lake

The world needs wannabes, oh

The world loves wannabes, oh

Let's get some more wannabes, oh

Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!

Tiffany Smiley, owner of a great smile, here to explain how her selfless service is winning over people who have a history of voting for leftists...

Dr. Marc Siegel here to beat the corpse that is Freeloader Fetterman's medical fitness for national elected office. Turns out the speculation that his wife is goading him into staying in the race is true! I'm surprised we haven't seen much scrutiny of Freeloader Fetterman's written communication skills, especially under time pressure. It would be the ultimate comeback for the "But he can hardly talk!" arguments.

Pollster Craig Keshishman here to explain how the left has screwed up America at all levels and Donald Trump taught all Americans how to win again...

Ron DeSantis here to explain why he might win over Miami-Dade County, Florida. Not only has Ron run his state like a tight ship, he's much easier to look at than his opponent!

Harmeet Dhillon here to explain why she's optimistic about the lawfare side of election integrity this time around...

Ack! Hispanic Americans are getting non-leftist propaganda via WhatsApp! There's no way non-whites might dare vote for anyone other than Democrats unless they're brainwashed! So sayeth the left.

Where is the black vote for Stacey Abrams?

It hardly exists. Hopefully.

Starting off with Donald Trump teasing a 2024 run and Mark Zuckerberg's thumb on the election and the left dismissing questions about their supposed victories...

I'm almost ready to vote and then enjoy the election night show! Thanks, text message alerts!

Special treats: Cheeseburgers (maybe?), sweetened saltines cream cheese chocolate truffles, fruit-flavored juice drink (sugar free!)

If you're going to vote and don't find any of the listed candidates appealing, why not write in your mom? You can write in "Your Mom" or the name of your mother if she's legally eligible.

If politics is fake and gay, why not treat it like trash contrived reality TV?