Now that we've had our daily scare re:food factory explosions and bird flu, former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez here to explain why CNN+ crashed and burned: the content sucked, and the personalities sucked harder, there was no diversity of thought, and there were no Hispanic Americans in their promos.
Doubling your RI tax bill plus civil penalties for refusing the CHICOM-19 vaccine from age 10 onward? Yikes!
According to Laurie Gaddis Barrett, it's because at least one lawmaker is afraid the virus will kill his infant child who is immunocompromised.
🤣🤣Ron DeSantis is a Communist for ending a corporation's special treatment?🤣🤣
Disney could have just stayed in their corner and kept making sexual propaganda disguised as family entertainment, but their Commiefornia upper management just had to open their big mouths and now they've got a massive increase in business expenses incoming and a massive decrease in demand for their product.
TIL Hannity Derangement Syndrome is a thing outside the halls of leftist media outlets...
Turns out 0bama has been letting Sean Hannity along with other right-wing pundits live rent free in his head and that's how Hannity has been able to stay on the air even longer than Larry King!
Cool! Ron DeSantis will be here tomorrow to discuss how he, along with the rest of the state of Florida took a large corporation down a notch!
Finishing off with more jokes well wishes at Chris Wallace.
Yay! It's The People's Colonel here to guide us through the money pit that is U.S. aid to Ukraine in the Ukraine-Russia conflict!
Aw, it might be a little harder to get my GM cold cereal products and other processed food products due to plane crashes and facility fires. Anyway...
Oof, it's not just the "junk food" makers affected. Yikes!
Cool! Jokes about Chris Wallace are fair game now that the little project Wallace was hired for is on death's door!
More uplifting stuff: There are not enough people in the world dumb enough to pay CNN directly for fake news to keep CNN+ profitable for any length of time, and even fewer are dumb enough to actually receive their daily dose of fake news through it!
Oh, and it's Tucker's and Charlie Gasparino's turn to add Tater Stelter's lame joke to the pile on Netflix losing almost half of its funny money value.
Ugh, death and crime are too depressing. Let's make fun of Commissar Harris talking down to people about space again...
"I've just been a political parasite my entire life."
Why is criminal recidivism in 3 years so common (25%-50%+ depending on state)?
Perhaps there is a minimum duration most criminals need to be locked up so they can learn to behave themselves...
Perhaps some criminals won't ever be able to behave themselves...
2020 traffic deaths spiked 10% (25% among Black Americans, 55% in June 2020) even though artificially few people were on the road? Why? Were roads especially racist that year? Did virus hysteria lead to especially reckless driving? Or maybe it was Burn Loot Murder riots and changes in how traffic laws were enforced or not enforced? I can almost predict the groups that can use this data to argue for whatever they want...
Finishing off Victoria Kim with the Failing New York Times falling for the "This is MAGA Airspace" joke😄🤣
Dan Gainor here to discuss Big Tech covering up for the Biden Crime Family yet again...
Steven Rinella here to discuss outdoors and nature stuff and keep opinions disclosed constructive and on-topic...
Moving on to more speculation about what might happen if/when Elon Musk buys out Twitter...
Tulsi Gabbard here to fight back against accusations of treason for opposing U.S. intervention in the Ukraine-Russia conflict and warn Mitt Romney and Keith Olbermann...
Tucker seems to be a little excited while describing how demented Resident Biden is...
Newsflash from Captain Obvious Tucker: Resident Biden is old and demented and insists on running again in 2024.
Finishing off with... Nothing at all except for Tucker's pretty face and an ad for his newest Tucker Carlson Originals episode!
Pregnancy in prison due to the justice system catering to weirdos? Yikes!
Eva Vlaardingerbroek here to explain why immigrants are rioting in Sweden: incompatible value systems and native people not really sure what they stand for.