Tucker is going along with Freeloader Fetterman's (as of now alleged) victory. We'll see how well that ages. Bye, Congressman Baloney!
Starting off with the Arizona election situation. Why do they need months to count all the lawfully cast votes?
Why elections affect sleep: They're basically the Super Bowl for people who don't watch sports. The Super Bowl is notoriously connected to a disproportionately large number of sick days, for example. I don't blame people for deliberately avoiding the news on election days.
No Tucker overnight. Good thing I had my special treats, other streams, and the patriots right here to keep me company!
Finishing off with yet another instance of Resident Biden being Resident Biden and the court-ordered release of the jailed True the Vote leaders...
Recipe for my Election Night Truffles (cheapest of their kind even under Bidenflation)
1 8 ounce package of cream cheese
1 sleeve of saltine crackers (4 ounces/40 squares)
1/4 cup of sugar (or to taste)
1/2 cup of melting chocolate
Prep steps:
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Grind into a powder the saltine crackers and sugar (if used).
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Add cream cheese to the cracker-sugar powder.
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Form the mixture into balls.
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Melt the chocolate.
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Coat the balls with the chocolate.
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Allow the coated balls to cool and harden.
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Enjoy!
Anonymous whistleblower here to discuss Harry Reid's and Joe Biden's dirty dealings with a gambling company. Josh Boswell, the interviewer, here to discuss...
Don Bolduc here to make his case for a New Hampshire Senate seat...
Kari Lake here yet again. Time to drop my latest riff!🎵🎶💃🕺
Pretty Fly for a Half-White (to the tune of the Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy")
Gunter glieben glauten globen
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the catboys say, I'm pretty fly for a half-white
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
We need a strong leader to show us all the way
Our subject isn't it, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial
So don't debate him gay or straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gotta play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least that you know you can get shown up by Kari Lake
The world needs wannabes, so
Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the catboys say, I'm pretty fly for a half-white
He needs some cool music, nothing but the best
Got nothing from the east, so he brought some Kanye West
He calls himself Latino, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass
So don't debate him gay or straight
You know you never should've give him any weight
Gotta play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least that you know you can always lose to Kari Lake
The world needs wannabes, so
Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!
Now he's putting on a conference, he needs a cool speaker
Here's a handsome dude, pronouns she/her
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby! Uh huh, uh huh!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
So don't debate him gay or straight
You know you never should've give him any weight
Gotta play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least that you know you can always lose to Kari Lake
The world needs wannabes, oh
The world loves wannabes, oh
Let's get some more wannabes, oh
Hey, hey, do that groyper thing!
Tiffany Smiley, owner of a great smile, here to explain how her selfless service is winning over people who have a history of voting for leftists...
Tucker's subdued "Holy cow!" reaction to the British stroke study says it all.
Dr. Marc Siegel here to beat the corpse that is Freeloader Fetterman's medical fitness for national elected office. Turns out the speculation that his wife is goading him into staying in the race is true! I'm surprised we haven't seen much scrutiny of Freeloader Fetterman's written communication skills, especially under time pressure. It would be the ultimate comeback for the "But he can hardly talk!" arguments.
Pollster Craig Keshishman here to explain how the left has screwed up America at all levels and Donald Trump taught all Americans how to win again...
Ron DeSantis here to explain why he might win over Miami-Dade County, Florida. Not only has Ron run his state like a tight ship, he's much easier to look at than his opponent!
Harmeet Dhillon here to explain why she's optimistic about the lawfare side of election integrity this time around...
Ack! Hispanic Americans are getting non-leftist propaganda via WhatsApp! There's no way non-whites might dare vote for anyone other than Democrats unless they're brainwashed! So sayeth the left.
Where is the black vote for Stacey Abrams?
It hardly exists. Hopefully.
Starting off with Donald Trump teasing a 2024 run and Mark Zuckerberg's thumb on the election and the left dismissing questions about their supposed victories...
I'm almost ready to vote and then enjoy the election night show! Thanks, text message alerts!
Special treats: Cheeseburgers (maybe?), sweetened saltines cream cheese chocolate truffles, fruit-flavored juice drink (sugar free!)
If you're going to vote and don't find any of the listed candidates appealing, why not write in your mom? You can write in "Your Mom" or the name of your mother if she's legally eligible.
If politics is fake and gay, why not treat it like trash contrived reality TV?
Finishing off with Resident Biden's declaration that what's left of coal power must go...
Repeating what happened in 1930s Germany
Like there is a real chance of stopping that right now. Maybe Victor Davis Hanson can explain...
Two True the Vote leaders were sued by "a software company" and then arrested. For a moment there, I thought the software company was Dominion Voting Systems.
Bill Melugin here with even more footage from the wide open border...
And Jason Whitlock here to talk about how Mrs. Pelosi must be doing during this difficult time...
I don't get the sudden hate for DeSantis.
His job as Florida governor is nowhere near done and that's why it would be bad for him to run for president in 2024: Understandable. He has policy opinions that make him OK for state governorship but not for the presidency: OK. His personality makes him a bad fit for the presidency: OK. People I Don't Trust are spending money to boost DeSantis, lending their voices in support, etc. therefore he must be bad: OK.
Donald Trump said it would be a bad idea for Ron DeSantis to run for president, and you trust Trump's opinion? Understandable.
He's not a real conservative: Why? What has he said/done that makes him Not a Real Conservative? Just list them!